U + Ur Hand

When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off

Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL

by Eric and Robin December 21, 2007

handsomer

somebody so handsome, very handsome, more handsome than

This man is handsomer than you

by mikeguel December 18, 2005

California Handshake

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle who's vagina is extremely loose, you reach your hand inside from behind and jerk yourself off whilst fucking her.

"Did you hear I banged her? Yeah, gave myself a California Handshake while I hit it from behind"

by Kookiemonster18 August 31, 2008

Ruggedly Handsome

Good lookin not pretty boy type

I'm a thug in the club buggin and dancing.I ain't one of them cute niggas I'm Ruggedly Handsome

by Kali Oso April 22, 2009

[Hand Hug]

A gentler way of saying hand job.

All she would do is a hand hug.

by myfirstword February 4, 2009

hand job

The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.

Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?

by thespookyfog December 28, 2005

Mexican Hand Dance

Mutual masturbation with salsa.

Did you see that weird porn!? It involved a Mexican hand dance!

by Ravyn Moon March 18, 2009