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John always hangs with his bro's. When John's life got a little crazy he stopped hanging out with his bro's. Refusing to answer calls or text messages. he was dishonorably discharged for going Bro-WOL
by lord73553 May 5, 2012
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Bro-strong

1. Holding to any rules of the bro code in the face of female peer pressure.

2. Resisting the evil tendrils of control that leads to becoming pussy whipped.

3. Watching or observing ANYTHING that would normally produce tears in lesser men and women, but shaking it off and grabbing a beer while making a very manly comment to reassure your bros you weren't about to bitch up on them.
Mitch did me a real solid tonight by not bagging my drunken ex. Yeah, we've been apart for 5 years, but he stayed bro-strong!

My brother Bob used to be such a pussy hound and player...them he met Janine and he is soooooooo pussy whipped. He used to be so bro-strong it made me question my OWN manhood!

Watching Schindler's List with my beothers, a strange feeling was creeping over me and a slight burning was in my eyes. I knew what I had to do. I grabbed a Yuengling from the fridge, tipped it back, and told my bros that I would have fucked Hitler in the Ass and made him my bitch. With eyes wide, my oldest beoth3r said I was so bro-strong.

And that last definition was sooooooo gay! Hey. I tried!
by Wurdsmyth76 October 9, 2016
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Bro-bust

When someone gets between you and your friend while you're talking. Usually occurs at bars and other social events that involve drinking.
Dude, Steve and I were shooting the shit at the bar and this chick totally bro-busted us.
by Filco January 22, 2023
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Bro My God

"Bro my god" is an informal expression used as an alternative to saying "Oh my God," typically directed toward a close friend you consider a "bro." It blends surprise or emphasis with a sense of camaraderie.
Jenson: did you see that fish that grew legs?!

David: Bro my god! WTF
by theonewhocreates September 18, 2025
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Bro Statement

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
- "bro got negative rizz ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai ๐Ÿ’€"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
- "bro is mad ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
by DarkPandaLord May 3, 2023
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Bro

A word that presets a sentence that shows any emotion.
by Rbcrusher1221 November 6, 2020
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Bro

โ€ขnoun
brลe

A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.
Bro #1: My goldfish died last week bro
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.

*they hold each other close in warm embrace*
by CheeseSquare1107 December 1, 2022
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