GOD

Goons On Deck

Remember, God means, "Goons On Deck" because the angels got us.

by Strawberry Ruby March 15, 2022

Hand of God

When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.

I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.

by Pompombear November 21, 2020

God

A lie

Person 1: Have you said your prayers to god today?
Person 2: My prayers to a fictional character?

by Atheist6969081635 May 30, 2022

God

A bad word

Karen: Oh my god Becky
Religious person: That's a bad word you need to go to jail

by Omgbeccaauhh November 28, 2020

God Church

god church refers to when something is literal or very good

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by kendiK April 16, 2019

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

God Streak

When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.

Everyday I wake up and try to go on a God Streak, but when I see Indian woman, I fail.

by Dont forgive me November 1, 2021