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Tits

A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!
Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!
by baleiby6 July 14, 2020
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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titted

its when you get hit in the tit
haha you got titted
by jessicak November 18, 2014
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Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped
damn look at her Lazer Tits
by Brielle & Sara June 6, 2011
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harmonys tits

Harmonys tits

A well known pair of tits which are very big and held up by either blue, white or pink straps. Harmonys tits are very dangerous as they can break your wrists but when harmonys tits are in a good mood, there amazing.
"Woa dude have you seen harmonys tits? "
by HarveyP June 15, 2017
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Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.
Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.
by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022
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