Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.

Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick

by Yummy penis September 30, 2019

slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

cock slap

when you slap a annoying girl with you dick

hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard

by tickdick December 3, 2014

slap ass day

janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass

SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"

by Naku :3 January 2, 2023