Simp

"I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp, not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp" circa 2000, Project Pat

Im a pimp, not no simp.

by tinystart November 3, 2023

Simp

People who act as a nulasko (a man who sucks up to women)

Harold is such a simp did you see him with kiesha

by Harry_peter May 19, 2020

SIMP

A guy desperate for pussy n will do anything to get it

“did u hear how avery chasing after thots he a simp”

by SIMPNATION. February 4, 2020

Simp

A feminine male that plays State Of Survival

That kid Zues is a simp always crying about shit

by spinjay210 January 28, 2023

Simp

Andrea or Keny

You see that simp? It’s Andrea

You see that simp? It’s Keny

by D_almighty December 31, 2020

Simp

This is a term from the early 80's.
SIMP is a derogatory term, short for SIMPelton, and is used to refer to someone that is lacking in mental capacity.

OMG! You can't be serious, you are such a simp!

by Chalupy September 29, 2021

simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020