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by coveted seed July 23, 2023
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flint rock

If you are gambling with friends at a party and someone throws out coins instead of dollar bills, you call that flint rocks.
Man, get those flint rocks out of here.
by Slew dog January 17, 2018
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Rock Slide

Sticking a stone into your foreskin before beating your meat with 2 stones until it explodes.
Ow! Oh shit that almost hurt as bad as a rock slide.
by aislopisfunny December 11, 2024
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rock like spock

To act particularly calm and matter of fact in a tense or highly charged situation.
"I'm gonna rock like spock when Mr. Kopfsheiss gives that chemistry quiz today."
by Warp Factor June 9, 2009
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whatever rocks your cock

A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"
Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam
by IAmBeeJ August 2, 2016
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rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.
Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"
by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015
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Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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