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Black Jack Scale

An alternative scale of judging female attractiveness that is similar to black jack. The lower the number you give the female, the more times that you would like to have intercourse with or "hit" the female. Inversely, higher numbers are reserved for females that are rather unattractive and in most situations in which you are not piss drunk, you would not want to have intercourse with or "hit" the female.
Damn that girl is fine! She's definitely a 1 on the Black Jack Scale. I'd hit her again and again and again!
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt
by Emack44 October 6, 2010
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Jack-Ass Jones

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.
Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!
by FlyGirl November 13, 2013
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The Jack-o-lantern

The process of shoving a flashlight, the brighter the better, into a female's vagina. Once the flashlight is inserted correctly the flashlight is tunred on. This will create a Jack-o-lantern effect. This can also be done with a strobe light for a different effect.
My girlfriend and I were so drunk and horny after the halloween party, so I decided to give her the Jack-o-lantern
by HDpanhead1891 November 11, 2010
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Reverse Magic Jack

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.
John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.
by 165er February 23, 2014
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Captain Jack Syndrome

When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.
Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.
by Hook Me Choob June 16, 2016
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Dirty Jack Stone

When you’re girlfriend pokes your butthole in public then sniffs her hand.
Jack’s girlfriend did a Dirty Jack Stone
by B00B1£$ May 3, 2021
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Jack watts spliff

The most shittest roll you'll ever see in your life. It cant be smoked and shouldnt be smoked.
Yoo my guys gone and rolled a jack watts spliff
by BigmanStuffenit October 21, 2019
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