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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
mugGet the both hands on my junkmug.

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.
"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."
by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021
mugGet the 2nd hand drunkmug.

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.
dude Kennedy is such a second hand slut, she thinks all the dudes want her.
by chuckschuckles April 6, 2025
mugGet the second hand slutmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>Do Individuals Believe Katiuska Robles Deserved To Birth A Son To Hand A Unisex Based Name Too<.7.9.7.6.>
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The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.
“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
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