Doomsday Dog

My wife and I have two dogs. A beautiful, athletic boxer with a brindle coat and a puggle. The puggle is not athletic. He is severely overweight and hasn't mastered the art of shitting outside in his two years on this planet. The puggle is our Doomsday Dog. If WWIII ever kicks off and the power goes out for a long time, we won't like it but we'll eat him if necessary.

"Hey man, your dog is extraordinarily overweight."

"You mean Apocalypse? He's my Doomsday Dog. If shit hits the fan and it comes down to it we're going to eat him with bbq sauce, and hims is going to be delicious!"

by Buster Badger June 10, 2018

Hound Dog

When you are a man and your kronie is also man then you may use this term to describe them.

You have a problems with me, sir? Please direct your aggression to my hound dog.

by PubicEnemy#1 May 11, 2018

Walk the dog

A term used to mean "go smoke some marijuana (weed).
With buddies or to get away from mother

Hey mom- were going to "walk the dog" be back in a hour!

You guys want to go "walk the dog"

by "Al"bert Einstein May 20, 2016

U A DOG

U A DOG

U A DOG

by Izuku midorya ::>_<::◑﹏◐◑︿◐😈 March 5, 2020

Dog Pound

The act of urinating on ones fist, and then punching someone in the face.

Dude my face smells like piss, I think that guy dog pounded me!

by Dog Pound Daddy March 7, 2020

Dog food

Male genitalia, penis

Person 1: Wow Timmy has REALLY big dog food!
Person 2: Yeah he is packin!

by HarryStylesLuver March 14, 2020

Butter Dog

A wholesome meme of a dog with a pat of butter on his head. This meme was first created by 2 twitter users of the same name. The memes consist of a dog doing everyday dog tasks.

Oh look it's butter dog!
Who's a good doggo

by TheSerperiorMaster October 29, 2020