When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
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Get the peanut butter brother's mug.A real Jamie Benjamin kinda move. He's a kinda chill guy, but he just straight up gets butter on his cup
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Get the Butter my biscuits mug.similar "little ceasers" garlic sauce; in feel, smell, and taste; an condiment only found on the human body, stictly on the male body, somewheres between the balls and the asshole (taint) and within that vicinity you will always find some type of cheesy "duck butter"
me: GAG! (choking) URP!! (throwing up)
pig: WHAT THE FUCK ARENT YOU GOING TO FINISH ME OFF???
me: SMELLS LIKE SWEATY GYM SOCKS AND TASTES LIKE "DUCK BUTTER DOWN" THERE BRO TAKE A SHOWER AND FUCK OFF!
pig: WHAT THE FUCK ARENT YOU GOING TO FINISH ME OFF???
me: SMELLS LIKE SWEATY GYM SOCKS AND TASTES LIKE "DUCK BUTTER DOWN" THERE BRO TAKE A SHOWER AND FUCK OFF!
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