Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 02, 2024

Don't get all worked up over things.

It is mean without too much emotion.

Whether there's an external change,react accordingly.Follow your instincts as primitive animals do.Don't get all worked up over things.

by donaaaa August 17, 2022

all hearts

This is a phrase you communicate to someone letting them know that you unconditionally support them. Simple really.

Louisa: "Hey! I'm really trying to get all of this work done. I'm so stressed!"
Al: "Hey! Whatever you need, I'll help! All hearts!!!"
Louisa: "You kind bastard! All hearts to you too!"

by von groovy October 12, 2024

all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.

"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."

by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 08, 2023