John Wicked

Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"

G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car

Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved

by Krusanter May 6, 2022

john

a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.

A: Hi John
L: STOP BULLIS 😭😭💔💔
example 2:
A: bully si john diba aija?
L: TRUUU

by aijaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaaaaaaaa October 9, 2023

John

To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier

John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something

by Johhhnnnn March 9, 2022

Papa John

A form of massive shit that makes you lean forward beyond your knees.

“Hold on boys, I need to take a papa John.” “ he’s just taking a papa John.” “Damn. The Papa John I just took hurt like a motherfucker.”

by Izaaks arsehole July 28, 2021

John

John is very hesitant. He has very big ears and can very ambitious. They can be very cantankerous. They able. They are blue.

Guy 1: “look at john”
Guy 2: “okay”

by spooksay September 9, 2020

Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.

When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.

by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021

pancake john

a silly goofy guy

yo is that pancake john??

by pancakejohn December 22, 2023