Fat Retard who lied about multiple d1 scholarships and pointed and laughed at by everyone, bullied to the point of suicide.
Have you seen John Augustoni recently?
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard
by matuuey April 15, 2022
Get the John Augustonimug. by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 14, 2019
Get the John McGrawmug. :D "Yo bro, have you heard about this John Cena guy?"
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."
by SNOU January 18, 2022
Get the John Cenamug. While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
Get the The John Wilkes Boothmug. 
Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.
Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.
Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.
Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.
Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.
by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021
Get the Senior Chief John Loemug. (MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018
Get the John Wilkes Boothingmug.