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John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!
by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018
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Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!
by Ilbeity October 13, 2023
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John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.
by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018
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John Wilkes booth

The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?
Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*

Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses

Dave: I-
by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020
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Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*
by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020
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