Bean

Beans' are either the absolute hell spawn of an individual or one of the most sweetest people you'll ever meet. Our Bean though is one of the nice ones <3

Hey Bean just uploaded a new video!

I better go check that out!

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

cant handle the bean

When you off the bean but you die.

Chase Williams cant handle the bean

by Noc laflame April 1, 2019

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.

Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!

by Puffer43 September 9, 2020

cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

Bean

Slang term for "barrel" or a "muzzle flash"

"just copped me a bean so my toolie don't spark a lot"

by lipigreap June 3, 2021

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 2, 2023