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jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.
by Halesbales February 9, 2017
mugGet the jean the beanmug.

Mean bean extreme

N. - A very mean person.
Xavier, why are you being such a mean bean extreme?
by sonoranfish September 22, 2021
mugGet the Mean bean extrememug.

jelly beans

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by funny cube guy March 20, 2024
mugGet the jelly beansmug.

frisky bean

That woman has one nice frisky bean!

My frisky bean is ready to go!
by CareBear84 June 4, 2021
mugGet the frisky beanmug.

cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.
Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.
by cancer beanie November 16, 2016
mugGet the cancer beanmug.

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.
I heard that they are into beans on toast.
by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025
mugGet the Beans on Toastmug.

beans

inabber's joke which has fell under the radar for a couple of years, he has now pushed his bean addiction onto others like alex and james.
inabber, on twitter; What is your Beansona?
by lilchange1 on twitter. February 10, 2019
mugGet the beansmug.

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