An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.
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After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap
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by Its the JJJ October 5, 2020

n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
