Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"
Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."
The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"
God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."
Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."
God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."
Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."
God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Dawg "What?"
God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."
Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."
God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"
Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."
God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."
Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."
The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"
God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."
Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."
God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."
Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."
God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Dawg "What?"
God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."
Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."
God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"
Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."
God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."
Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.
I don't care about God sorry not sorry.
by The_Pentegram July 02, 2022
by hotgayemo September 04, 2022
lily has a god complex
let’s go worship lily
let me be god for a day - lily
in my humble option which is i humble because i am the best - lily
let’s go worship lily
let me be god for a day - lily
in my humble option which is i humble because i am the best - lily
by nashinoodle October 19, 2021
GoD embodies a dominus persona that transcends conventional authority, radiating a divine aura that inspires unwavering devotion and reverence among their submissives.
GoD is also Another name for Majesty Flair aka God of Domination.
GoD is also Another name for Majesty Flair aka God of Domination.
by Damien Steele November 05, 2024