God of AdHd

Talk to me nicely, talk to me normal, I promise it’s 50/50. And if you wanna speak alone tell me a story that ends at the place you most cherish.

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Ninja October 23 2021

I’m god of adhd because I just can’t sit still

by TMNT August 10, 2022

Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

chicken nugget god

ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN NUGGET GOD

Somebody: sir are you praising to the chicken nugget God?
Somebody else: of course
Somebody: good *leaves*

by thvbac..? Wait wha- January 4, 2023

god

god

god

by hip hip hurray November 30, 2023

God

The guy that never existed.

God is my saviour.

(Well, actually he’s not)

by Narf16 December 20, 2021

that's god

cool, awesome, amazing, rad

"that's god dude"

by iAteTwoDonuts June 3, 2022

God

A supernatural living spirit that created the Earth and every living being. The God that Christians worship is this God; the one and only God. He is also the father of Jesus Christ, the man who died for our sins on the cross, and shed his blood for us. He is also linked with The Bible, because He is basically the author of it. The Bible contains much information to study about God. There are multiple ways you could name God. God, The Lord, The Living Spirit, etc.

"I'm going to church to worship God."

by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022