Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time

Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?

by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018

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Kush Gods

The gods or goddesses taking care of stoners who may be dry. They present offerings during dry times, which manifest as dime bags on sidewalks, or a big nug you find in the carpet.

Dude I found 1g nug in the carpet! Praise the Kush Gods!

by EYELND May 9, 2023

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God dildo

Our sweet bierbuik lord and saviour, loves drinking all the time and roeping KUT(retired trash brid btw, we ns @ easts)
sincerely, paggaslager21

Hey god dildo! KUT KIND

by paggaslager21 September 1, 2018

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Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.

Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a August 18, 2021

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God

The owner of the universe, the owner of this website, the father of Jesus, the father of humanity, this man is good, just like his son Jesus.

"Oh my god! God is cool!"
"What the hell is wrong with you don't use God's name in vein!"

"Then why did you say hell?"
"Well, Shi-"

by I ain't telling you, stupid August 6, 2022

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Skip GOD

A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.

Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.

by coolFaggit March 2, 2017

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