dude 1: ooo hes such a simp he brought her flowers and took her on a date to the movies and payed for the whole thing
dude 2: fr fr man bet he just wants to fuck her though
dude 1: nah i think he actually likes her and is nice to her
dude 2: fr fr man bet he just wants to fuck her though
dude 1: nah i think he actually likes her and is nice to her
by ur real hoe fr December 10, 2022
dude i just bought jenna a whole ass car, macbook, and the new iphone 12 but she still rejected me.
“my dude a simppp”
“my dude a simppp”
by simpdude November 09, 2020
Some person who would give a female streamer all of their money, and brag about it as being the "ultimate gentleman", most likely. Can also be short for simpleton if you're a boomer.
Thing Thing: "have you heard of that simp who donated 60k to pokimane? damn."
Thong Thong: "what the fuck, that's a hell of a simp!"
Thong Thong: "what the fuck, that's a hell of a simp!"
by Słoneczny! May 21, 2020
An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland
Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
by not__weed May 18, 2020
by Ldawg02 March 01, 2020