SIMP

When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.

Oh look Blades SIMPin again

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

simp

if you're only being nice cause you want to lay the pipe,

you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )

"you see cooper he is such a simp"
"ew, yea"

by imnotasimp.com April 16, 2020

simp

a man who desperately wants the attention of women because he is a sad little virgin

“Man, that Tom kid is such a simp, he always tries to talk to girls even though he’s a lame weeb.”

by dannycarter June 17, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jude.

Guy 1: God, Jude is such a simp

Guy 2: Ikr? imagine being Jude could never be me

by Official Simp Authority February 19, 2020

Simp

An individual who fucks risus

Such a simp

by easymoneyfesa August 10, 2022

Simp

Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.

Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*

by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022

simp

pokimane viewers

Wow What a Simp!

yeah i think he watches Pokimane.

by juan and the boy November 25, 2020