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plat god

your ability in league of legends is one of a god, alot of times considered greater than challenger.
the only one till now considered plat god is malomen!
those mechanics are one of a plat god
by bananaschipmonk December 22, 2016
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lore god

A profession that involves themself in doing text-acting and shall be referred to as a lore god.
"We are lore gods"

"all holy lore god"

"dick dog is a bitch"

"lore gods all love lore cat"

"lore gods are gay"

"im a lore god"
by Cabbage rat July 20, 2022
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God's dilemma (Again)

The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.

God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."

Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคฒ

God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"

Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"

God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)

God "Well, what's the alternative?" ๐Ÿคท

Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."

God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."

Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."

God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."

Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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God Is 'Being' Itself

A woman is someone who identifies as a woman.
Hym "I don't see how God is 'being' itself isn't just as circular as 'What is a Woman' and even if that IS that case then God didn't SAY anything and the bible isn't true. If it isn't an agential being then no moral lesson can be derived from the things it supposedly does. It literally doesn't mean anything for God to be being. Like, you're making the word God synonymous with universe or existence or everything and it raises more questions than it does to answer the question of what 'God' is. It's just this ommission of definition regarding what 'A God' is as a noun."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024
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God water

Is being better then being cracked and a god at a game
My friend:BRO UR SO GOD WATER

:Me Thx
by Purplegod100 July 17, 2021
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I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.
I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.
by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024
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Fatty God

Overlord of all fatties; ruler of all who are big, as well as loud, obnoxious, and annoying.
Man, Patty is such a Fatty God when they're around.
by Gili December 26, 2007
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