Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

Meat Hoodie

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

by Badbrad September 24, 2016

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022

Meated

To put meat into or onto something

“Yea bro she got meated lastnight.” *proceeds to dap up*

“Make sure you get that pizza meated, can’t have pizza that isn’t meated”

by Piruscrips March 5, 2023

three meat salad

Disambiguation:

Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,

or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.

Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.

by Mr BS October 11, 2014

Meat

spank some meat

Hey wanna beat my meat?

by hidudesitswensday March 2, 2019