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John Dropskids

Current "name change", and part of their commitment, to transparency, and the terminology used at formerly known John Hopkins All Children's Hospital, who recently, lost a civil case, partially for dropping dropping lots of kids. A jury awarded $262 million dollars in damages, against above hospital. Maya Kowalski, 10 at the time, claimed she was falsely imprisoned and battered by the Medical Team at said hospital. The jury ruled against the hospital in 7/7 of the individual counts; which included dropping. They dropped names, they dropped children, and if the hospital had parents, they would be so disappointed in their behavior.
When is your predicted discharge date from JOHN DROPSKIDS?
by JAMMAL XY December 4, 2023
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John thomas

Penishe
He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee
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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
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John

A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.
John:. It was a pleasure for you to experience my presence.
Person: That's a John all right.
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John no way home

Asian kid with a homeless outfit goofy ah movie and goofy person and a pervert sometimes
HAVE YOU SEEN JOHN NO WAY HOME ITS THE BEST OF THE BEST IT MADE MILLIONS
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John Calc

The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
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john wyatt

Redneck bubba love dipping but love turkey hunting more. He's a smart ass sometimes and annoying too. But loveable sexy beast if you know one smash on spot
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