Truth Bros

Pretentious and uneducated young men who believe in shadow government instead of the real government, conspiracy archeology, and every guest Joe Rogan ever had on his podcast. Will not shut up about their one shroom trip. Not as dedicated to drugs as a Wook but not far from. A tinfoil hatter without the charm.

“This backward hat college kid keeps trying to tell me this photo of a crater is proof of giants, this education system only makes truth bros I swear.”

by babethaoxy August 31, 2023

Bro

Call your best friend bro day, if they call you bro back you text them this: “I cried today.” Then don’t answer any of their texts for the next answer

You: Broooo look at this
Them: what’s up bro???
You: *send message then leaves*

by Kamryn11 October 28, 2019

Bro

A girl calling u this but she’s acc flirting w u type shit

Sam: hey Sarah

Sarah: hey bro Hru imy

Sam: bro? I’m not ur bro

by BOBBY DONG1998 June 19, 2022

bro hoe

Michelle Wookey

Michelle is such a bro hoe.

by lovaaaabro October 18, 2008

Bro in law

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.

"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"

by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017

Buffle Bro

A Buffle Bro is a student of the University of Colorado and enjoys spending his time watching sports and "bro-ing" out looking at tiffs. His favorite past-time, however, is looking like a total douche bag.

That Buffle Bro has three popped collars and a Buffaloes jersey on.

by Kordd September 22, 2009

Hello bro

to say hello to the bros. {by HELLO BRO™ Incorporated} normally said in a tone while breathing in

"HELLO BRO" - "HELLO BRO"

by Venomzz August 29, 2021