Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Slap

Tastes So Good Or Makes You Feel Good in a sense it slaps

Jimmy Invited Me To Dinner For some lasagna interesting! “Wow I Just Tried Jimmy’s Wife’s Lasagna and it slap” 🤣🤣🤣

by Arcoíris July 9, 2022

Slap Feet

Type of humiliation. What it means in Italy, " You're mine now."

Slap Feet- (action/verb) Someone's feet are exposed, or put up on a desk and you slap them. An impolite way to move someone's feet and insult them at the same time, because they should know manners.

by Shilajit4321 October 2, 2023

Slap

When you rest too long for it to be a nap, but too short to be a full sleep. Not a fun experience.

Person 1: I took a slap yesterday.
Person 2: Oh no! Are you okay?

by Skeppers14 February 11, 2021

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024

Poison slap

Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.

It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!

Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!

Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?

Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!

Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!

by Dragopierrr996 September 2, 2023