Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Juiced Up

Something you say when you feel really happy. Commonly followed up with a little dance.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm feeling real "Juiced Up" *does dance*
Guy 2: Daaaaamn, guys look, Guy 1 is getting Juiced up

by JoshMeister September 16, 2022

Juice

When something looks so FUCKING good.

Those kicks be lookin juice

by balthie August 31, 2019

sweatin like a juice box

rollin' off of exstacy, beaned up, so you are sweatin hard as fuck (like a juice box)

playa1: so did seantrel pop that e?

playa2: yea that nigga sweatin like a juice box

by bob keifson January 22, 2010

Shmubba Juice

Another word for "Alcohol"

Hell yeah bro im geeked off the Shmubba Juice

by iheartfentanyl February 10, 2024

Booty Juice

Slang for "Haldol". A medication used on children in mental health facilities. Also used extensively in the Utah "Troubled Teen" industry, where the teen will be pinned down while a vindictive, near sociopathic nurse takes down his pants in front of the others, and jams the needle into his backside.

See: "Child Abuse"

Jason called the nurse a cunt, so she called the RA's to pin him down, and gave him the booty juice right there in the recreation room.

by UtahSucks May 4, 2023

carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.

Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”

by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021