Fuck n’ Tuck

The act of fucking a bitch and then tucking your dick between your legs to make her laugh.

*after finishing guy stands up*

Guy: Hey babe look

Girl: *looks and sees he has tucked his dick in between his legs*

Guy: *laughs*
Girl: *got fucked and then saw it tucked*
= Fuck n’ Tuck

by 69FireCrotch69 February 1, 2019

Stick n’ Saddle

When a man rides another mans cock while that man gives the other head

Me and my boys are gonna do the stick n’ saddle tonight

by Adolf Dripler February 5, 2019

Beans n rice

A racist way to say mexicans and asians
(you are not innocent)

Beans n rice

by The immigrant February 16, 2019

Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis

Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉

by PictouBay August 31, 2018

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

neat ‘n’ sweet

How you wanna make everything prior to The Inspector coming by to look at your place.

I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.

by QuacksO September 10, 2018

Pull-back ‘n’ Slam

A sex move. The act of pulling your head back and slamming your mouth down on a penis. The head movement acts as a charge followed by fellatio falcon punch. Makes the man spread his seed instantly and horrifically. Caution is advised. If done improperly you can break the mans penis or impale your eye.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you got the pull-back ‘n’ slam from Karen last night.

Friend 2: YEAH MAN, I’ve never came so hard.

Friend 2: Fuck yea.
*powerfull high five with awkward boners*

by BoyDogManGuy September 21, 2018