The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.

We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.

by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022

Beaned

Getting ghosted and blocked without warning by a close friend/lover after they start talking to someone new.

Yeah, she started talking to her ex again and Beaned me

by CyanSorrow February 26, 2022

perky beans

Someone with perky balls.

Hey bro them be some perky beans!

by Yuruda May 23, 2021

Bean

the food of the gods

#1: b e an

#2: person 1: man i ate some beans today

person 2: no way man thats epic

by theGuyWhoMadeTheBeanDefinition December 14, 2020

Bean

A person who is funny, friendly, a little dirty minded and likes to tease others.

Haha you're such a Bean!!

by PebbleTheBean June 24, 2021

BEan

gunnar's discord kitten

is that bean?
yeah its gunnar's ekitten

by beanud April 1, 2023

Titty Beans

Used as a reference for the nipples.

Bryan - "Damn that girl's titty beans are popping!"
Josh - "They sure are!"

by BigSuc June 23, 2021