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Non-Discriminating Friend

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend
The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.
by JaydenJehenna December 10, 2011
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nf (nude friend)

a nude friend (nf) is a friend you have a nude sharing relationship but other people think you are dating
person 1: wanna be my nf (nude friend)?
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: a nude friend (nf) is a friend you have a nude sharing relationship but other people think you are dating
person 2: ahh shit sure
by leonardmarywell July 22, 2021
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Super good friends

Friends who are together but not together at the exact same time
A and E are ‘super good friends
by JEA2888 March 19, 2021
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Best friends ride

The ride a scrub sits in. Also on the passenger side
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me
by Bustaman69 August 11, 2019
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Friends no mo' Benefits

This is when you arrangement with a friend with benefits ends, due to other party beginning a monogamous relationship, etc. Or its when a tryst suddenly drops off the face of the earth due to family commitments during major holidays.
A: Oh look! I got an email from Joe!
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:

Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.

B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
by patrick777408 December 23, 2011
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best-friend-gayle

BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."

Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.

This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.

Can also be shortened to BFG.
Hi, I'm Steve. This is my best-friend-gayle, Mike. We've known each other a long time.

People think we're together, but we're not. She's is my best-friend-gayle.

You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
by gmcqueen June 19, 2017
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Perfect Best Friend

Person 1 “what would you say is like the perfect best friend

Person 2obviously you haven’t met Devin”
by GlobalDictionary January 20, 2021
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