Urban Dictionary

A spicy little dictionary where you should never go to for actual definitions, because that page is just full of bored trolls that want to give random definitions to piss off someone, by putting their name in the urban dictionary and making them seem like a horrible person.

Otis: "What does 'TTYL' mean?"
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.

Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"

Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!

by jerseyboijulius June 26, 2018

Urban dictionary

stupid

Urban dictionary is stupid and it can suck my platonic cock

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Urban Dictionary

As Reliable As Wikipedia

Wait this can't be blank noo I hate you Urban Dictionary

by Gaming Raptor December 15, 2017

Dictionary

A book or website full of useless word

"Oh, you don't know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis means look it up in the dictionary ."

by Jaciizb May 1, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website where the only point is to share your knowledge of sex and racism.

When I went on urban dictionary I lost a part of my braincells.

by makslaskabata2 February 27, 2021

Urban Dictionary

What you are looking at RiGhT nOw!

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm on Urban Dictionary."
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Person A: "I can't believe we're not allowed to be on Urban Dictionary at school!"
Person B: "Ikr"

by TheZwick32 December 14, 2024

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017