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Bro WTF

It’s something that people say when they are seriously distressed. Please don’t use this commonly. Have a nice day!
Bro WTF are you doing?
by Excalibur III December 9, 2023
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Bro-Intercourse

Sexual behaviors between two straight bros that involve the insertion of fingers, a penis, a tongue or sex toys into the mouth, or anus of another a bro. Bro-Intercourse is 100% no homo and is a moment shared between two bros.
John and Tony had Bro-Intercourse twice last
week, no homo.
by BB4H2022 October 9, 2022
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bro

be right over.
aka the cooler version of brb
cook kid #1: Do you want to come over after lax practice with your girlfriend so we can drink natty light and I can fuck your girlfriend while you make me a sandwich?

cool kid #2: Yea we'll bro.
by The original cool kid October 18, 2010
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Bro

Any male who wears Tap Out, No Fear, Ed Hardy, or Nor-cal t-shirts. One who drives an over sized pick-up truck or suv. Anyone who wears sunglasses on the back of their head. One who has generic tattoos such as tribal bands. They are also cocky jock douche bags.
"Did you see that guy who just peeled out in the mall parking lot? He was a total bro."

"Only a bro would shop at Eminent"
by Chad Darvis May 14, 2010
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Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"
1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!
by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017
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LOL SRSLY BRO

by BroCraftLOL December 3, 2021
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Apkazy Bro

DaQuay: yo was good nigga
Lethaniel: stay back nigga im an apkazy bro
DaQuay: i aint give a fuck nigga, im with the asganiiz
Lethaniel: fuck you and yo asganiiz nigga
DaQuay: *starts shooting*
by DeQui Shawn September 26, 2022
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