the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

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The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

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Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

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The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable

Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

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Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences

The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee

by queensburykid April 11, 2024

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