zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Motor Job

When a girl is giving head and then motorboats her partners nutsack.

"Last night Cindy gave me such a good Motor Job."

"Cindy gives every guy a Motor Job."

by Angeleek September 27, 2017

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk February 21, 2024

Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

Skyrim Job

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.

She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.

by Kewl Munky June 1, 2012