Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

flirt slap

When flirting and you gently slap her across the face.

I don't know why she's crying, I only flirt slapped her!

by The guy mom warned u about November 5, 2024

Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.

They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!

by Angggellla June 3, 2017

SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)

I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day

by Twopeice February 1, 2023

wangtang slap

When a sophomore douchebag slaps the back of an unsuspecting freshman's neck.

Bro WTF happened to your neck
I got wangtang slapped bro

by DAB FAM July 31, 2016

Slap Juice

A fictional energy drink found in Fortnite's Battle Royale mode. Made from Slap Berries, it has a tendency to give the consumer an adrenaline boost, which has resulted in its likening to drugs.

Slap Juice is currently outlawed on the Helios Island, though the government prefers the term "vaulted".

"Sprint under the influence of Slap Juice"

by oddgorl23 December 29, 2023