Some Shit

Used to describe miscellaneous forgotten food items in a large meal deal order. This is the result of ordering a pizza deal and only remembering certain key items in the special.

So i'll have the one with 2 pizzas, garlic bread and some shit.

by someshitpizzaorder January 21, 2014

yeah shit

The opposite of "no shit". Used to express acknowledgement of the not-so obvious.

note: Unlike its satanic opposite "no shit", this is not meant to be sarcastic in any way.

synonyms: "really?", "hmm, I didnt know that".

example 1:

Person 1: "I went to the dentist today"
Person 2: "Yeah shit"

by www.osmar.net January 31, 2004

Houdini Shit

When you take a shit and know something came out but you look in the toilet and nothing is there

where the hell is it, it pulled a Houdini shit!

by case37 April 30, 2011

Coffee shits

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

Shit Carver

To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.

Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!

by HalfPint December 14, 2008

shit turkey

1. A large amount of something.

"Dude, I bought a whole shit turkey of clothes."
"I won a whole shit turkey of money"

by purpleshoelaces April 9, 2010

Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

by Doogaloog January 6, 2008