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Cranford Guys

They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
by lastloss November 5, 2023
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Pegged in the butthole guy

Hey! That’s what I was going to say about Pegged in the butthole guy!
Hym “Pegged in the butthole guy thinks he’s the alpha male of our little group but all he does is take passive aggressive jabs at me. You’re not an alpha male Pegged in the butthole guy, you’re the bitch wife of my sexless marriage. Look at yourself you fucking retard! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
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Guy

An absolute sigma. He is the coolest, smartest, most athletic alpha male there is.
I'll never be able to live up to Guy.
by sigmamale24 October 23, 2024
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Guy on Hinge

A brief form of "a white, tall guy on Hinge"
Girl: "So I matched with this guy on Hinge"

Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"

Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"

Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."
by AndyNguyenTranLe July 5, 2022
mugGet the Guy on Hingemug.

Robust-Face Pretty-Guy

Robust-Face Pretty-Guy is a male aesthetic archetype referring to a certain beauty standard for men. It stands in contrast to the Chad archetype and the hypermasculine archetype.

Robust-Face Pretty-Guy means the facial bones are robust and projected outwards (cheekbones, brow ridge, jawline, chin) while the skin and hair are smooth and pretty.

RFPG is the most commonly highly rated beauty standard for men, rated by women of all categories. It is ranked as more handsome than Chad.
Robust-Face Pretty-Guy is the type i like - Stacey.
by Habibicatty November 10, 2024
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Guy Hardimon

Guy Hardimon is a pretty mad guy, get it? Guy and guy. Oh I crack myself up. Anyway he has braces, got his L's and knows about everyone who ever lived.
Oh look its Guy Hardimon
Guy
by definitelynotrhys March 9, 2010
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