green catcher

someone who holds a booger in their nostril that is clearly visible to the public eye.

You need a tissue green catcher?

by baddiegal24069 March 25, 2021

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green FN

“Green FN”
“what’s FN mean?”
“GREEN FUCK NIGGA”

“How did you get in my house?”
“Why were you under my bed?”
“How did you sneak into my vents?”
“Where my hug at?”
GREEN FN

by jvydenjvyden February 28, 2024

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A type of humor characterised by its exclusionary nature. The punchline of a green humor joke is that you have a vague idea of what it might be about, but the specifics of it are incomprehensible and impossible to decipher. A good green humor joke is incomprehensible to even the teller of the joke. You can find this type of humor on r/coaxedintoasnafu or r/smugideologyman.

Green Humorist: "OKAY BLUES, TRY REPLACING THE 'SC' IN 'SCREEN' WITH 'G'. THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TAX DOLLARS."
Victim of "Joke": "Wait, what's the punchline here? It sounds vaguely political, but what does this have to do with anything?"
Green Humorist: "IDK. EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOUR BUDDY"

by I hate reddit sometimes January 27, 2025

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green goblin

A shot of cheap tequila, mixed with male ejaculate and green food coloring.

Damn bitch, shoot that green goblin!

by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008

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green chili dog

Eco-friendly environmentally conscience dog products and services; green pet practices; green dog products and nutritional suppliments; dogs owned by green chili eco-friendly people.

That is a green chili dog bed, it is made out of recycled materials. Look at that green chili dog, his owner is totally picking up after him; that is a green chili dog, he has a green chili for an owner.

by planet green man June 13, 2010

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