scary guy

1. the new cool slang of the kiddoes that points out a scary man who runs around the streets of Michigan puting every child he finds into a burlap sack. uh oh another one is running towars the adoption center

1: kid: ah darnit i just saw a scary guy run towards the school me: they just arrested scary guy 79 so that must be scary guy 80
kid: cool beanes

by CoolHenry January 28, 2024

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024

It’s just some guy I work with

just some

It’s just some guy I work with

by anonymous February 2, 2024

flower guy

A man who likes flowers.

I like flowers. I’m a flower guy.

by Flowerguy123 April 5, 2023

mr mean guy day

Every time it’s July 29th in a year, everyone should automatically start putting mr mean guy as pfp and act like him. It celebrates nothing I was just bored and made this.

"hey farthead, it’s july 29 !!!!"

"damn it is mr mean guy day… i guess we should start blowing up things like mr mean guy when he destroyed-"

"yeah you peanuthead, it’s mr mean guy time !!!!!"

by mr mean guy April 8, 2023