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face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.
Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.
by antaneous1 September 19, 2006
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I ate my cat

When you feel awkward and don’t know what to say
by Grandma ate peppa November 4, 2019
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kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
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My cat has ocd

A joke about sh
"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."
by hello_its_me April 29, 2022
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National black cat day

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive
Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever
by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019
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Upward twisted kitty cat

The yoga position where her upper torso twisted through her legs while standing . She facing her kitty cat.
She was in the upward twisted kitty cat position to where she could almost taste herself. Leaving all three holes available for me.
by James Gresham November 2, 2023
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giving the cat some milk

When a man pumps his cum into a girls pussy, it's called giving the cat some milk
For example:
Guy 1: Bro you need to prepare for december! Go watch that video where
Johnny Sins is giving the cat some milk

Guy 2: Ah thanks bro! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: no problem.

- Milk deliverer gang
by Aureole Youtube Channel November 27, 2018
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