Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

All Day I Dream

A party where everyone falls asleep because it’s so boring that you literally go there to dream. Melatonin is dripped into all food and drinks.

Hey who’s all going to all day I dream? Oh no one cause it’s boring, oh wait you’re all going anyway?

by Dicktoobig69 May 31, 2023

All talk

someone who says they’re gonna do something and doesn’t do it

A person who goes back on their word

Jake is all talk

Jake is 🗣️🗣️

by Difjcjgjfn June 1, 2023

trick of all trade

Jhourney for example , a forhead ass scaly wag with fat ass check bones she love to swallow cum

If jhourney get ate she would love it , trick of all trade

by Rawdashian June 1, 2023

all colors are beautiful

Acab

Nypd: all colors are beautiful

by ElDaZura June 4, 2023

Scott of all trades

somebody who has skills in multiple areas (similar to a Jack of all trades) in the North of England.

Hes good at cricket, football and swimming hes a Scott of all trades

by danielbwfc333 June 6, 2023

all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.

"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."

by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023