Reverse step kid

Your ex’s kid.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

GET SHIT ON KID

Where u literally shit on a kid so bad u have to say it in front of their whole family. Can be used in any platform without any consequence.

Kid: *crying cause he lost*
Me: GET SHIT ON KID

by TheWifeBeater2000 March 8, 2022

glenaeon school kids

Also known as Gleno kids and Steiner stoners, they all let wisdom shine through them and are of the highest Steiner standards

Person 1: “Oh man look at those glenaeon school kids they’re weird, I heard they climb trees all day and choose when they want to learn.”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”

by steinerstoner April 10, 2018

kids with bowl cuts

Ugly as fuck

Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.

by HateThatMissyGirl May 11, 2015

an emo emo kid

he is emo that hes emo you have to hurt his feeling to make him feel better

an emo emo kid is found in its natural habitat,
fire
I LIKE PAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 10, 2022

Hospice care kid

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).

Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"

by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023

Fat Kid Salute

The fat kid salute occurs when a person lifts a bag (chips, candy, popcorn, etc.) above their head so as to dump the remaining crumbs into their mouth. The salute is something that all fat kids recognize and should be used to unite fat kids everywhere.

I gave a good old fat kid salute to finish off my family size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

by Heavy D In The Limousine June 13, 2013