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blue holed

When a chick is masturbating but for some reason can't finish herself off and she just leaves herself sore. Like blue balls, but totally different.
So I was playing with this guy online and fingering myself and he turned out to be a douchey disappointment. I tried to finish but it wasn't working, I just ended up blue holed and I did it to myself.
by a disapppointment September 3, 2016
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Black Hole

A Space Thing That Has NO MASS AND DEATH
Drake: NO IM GOING INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Jake: Drake? DRAKE??????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND

What im I going to do :(
A black hole is a star that collapsed into its core!
by The Preasdom January 1, 2021
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C-hole

A derogatory term for C-suite executives.
I have a meeting with the c-holes today.
by Chunk Chunko October 11, 2021
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Black Hole

An Interdimensional trash Shute. With an ever-flowing dissolve over time, It gradually sucks in the mass of the limited matter universe we call home. In simplistic terms, it is the only interdimensional description Humans can capably give. Instead of thinking we know of 10 dimensions, think of those 10 dimensions being the best way for scientists to understand and describe the energy within our singular dimension. Like the flow of subatomic connections within the wind, dimensions would be like our universe being the yin and yang symbol. Other dimensions being several millions of the same symbol twisted a centimeter is a circle both expanding slightly and compressing slightly. Eventually, it still looks like the symbol and the human eye can't see how many times it's turned or if it has been. technically yes, the theories of "white hole" or worm holes into the opposing infinitely falling pit are correct. The only difference being it occurs once said hole evaperates millions of years of moving and sucking.
"You see Ellis is wrong in the sense we as humans are three-dimensional. With studied done by %@%#&%$&$&@$^ shows the research of subatomic splits and destruction from the years (2013-2019-whatever) shows a significant connection terming towards interdimensional. NO sorry that would be an example of eternalism. In back to the future terms would be you pulling the particle apart from a time not seen by us as you created a new timeline to do so. Not much danger just disrespect as "Rick" or Doc was just trying to teach a lesson by bringing "Morty" or Marty to the alternate 1985 universe. Of course, They could have gone back there were even several different time stamps unexplained. Based on true stories the U.S. government feels they must listen to "THE MAN" except their man is one from a distant time. Lmao seems like their CHICKEN. Tell me this it's like a coded video game. After completing the game you go back and replay it. It is a game with different decision making like Bandersnatch: Black Mirror. Would you pick the same choice over again? Black Hole=Interdimensional trash shute.
by Anonymous savior August 17, 2023
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Jerk hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
Jack threw yet another school bully in the Jerk hole.

"Another one for the Jerk hole".
by jojofire12 February 1, 2018
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glory hole

A co-worker who is only out for glory and praise from management and on the road to glory is a complete asshole to everyone else.
Jim took the credit for my work again and the bosses bosses boss sent an "attaboy" email to the entire department again. Jim is such a glory hole!!
by drumbeast72 July 11, 2016
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The mighty hole

Its a deep stanky dark fukable crevis between yo ass cheeks
Ey bitch c'mere and let me slap dat might hole right quick!

I love that stank of yo mighty hole

Ey bitch yo mighty hole taste like chicken

The mighty hole, holds mah babies shiesta

I love smelly and mighty holes
by IAmVeryGoodAtDis December 7, 2019
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