dookey butter

The residue left over after two gay guys having sex.

After a passionate night of sex we found dookey butter on our bed.

by Crushedbyfatguy December 23, 2016

Toronto butter churner

when a woman urinates in a man’s mouth and then farts on his nose

Lisa Toronto butter churnered me yesterday it was so magestic

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Peanut Butter Leprechaun

The action of covering your feet in peanut butter and smearing it on one’s window.

Someone Peanut Butter Leprechauned John’s house while he was at work!

by Coskea April 27, 2025

Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016

Duck butter

Any type of mortuary grade moisturizer. Usually white or flesh colored. Used to prevent dehydration of a corpses skin.

After embalming a body, make sure to slather copious amounts of duck butter to the face and hands to prevent tanning or discoloration.

by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023

Duck Butter

The concouction of semen and shit that runs out of an asshole after you cum in it

After I railed her asshole I ate the duck butter with a smile

by Drewser March 17, 2009

Peamnut Butter Bamgels

The best snack for when you cant sleep

Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.

Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels

by Castor Charmwood September 11, 2020