Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

black widow friend

A person that sucks you into being their best friend till they get bored of you, then they destroy you by talking crap about you with the intent of making all your other friends and acquaintances hate you. The black widow friend is usually a middle school or high school girl.

Watch out for that girl over there, she is a black widow friend!

by Geen Geen May 30, 2015

British online friend

A British online friend will most likely be a little crazy. But, they will be loyal and always stick by your side. Often way to hard on themselves but very encouraging to others. Make sure you remind them how amazing they are every once in a while. They will feel like family to you and they are, maybe not blood but they are your chosen family.

My British online friend is such an amazing person, I never want to lose touch with them.

by Raybear☀️ March 6, 2023

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

My friend johnpaul

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

Guy Best friend

A guy best friend is Someone you always talk to and FaceTime all the time. He is someone who you tell everything to and tell him something as soon as it happens. Even if something happens you will Find your way back to each other and be besties again. A guy best friend is someone you can never stay mad at and will gets over being mad at him in like 5minutes.

Sean is Katie’s guy best friend.

by Badbitchhhhhhh April 5, 2020

anti mom friend

Suggests every thought which comes to their mind no matter how strange or dangerous

Person1"Why did Ellie say we should make a car out of a firework on a garbage can???"

Person2 "Idk, she is the anti mom friend of the group and has absolutely no regard for safety"

by Oh my it is a baked bean February 3, 2021