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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.
Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!
by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025
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poop knuckle

sworn mortal enemy of the poop doodles this terribly violent group of pks will terrorize your home and dont get us started with poop knuckle trees the sub seqquent group also this group not aloud to speak agout fridges
that poop knuckle really with that life
by poopknuckletreeee June 17, 2022
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Poop and Go

When a person is convincing another they will perform the act of coitus, but in return uses there facilities to perform a bowl movement, and upon finishing leaves the destination hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a Poop and Go
by Jackiepaper June 24, 2017
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poop

poop is yum good delish i eat poop
by 12345678978613465 March 9, 2021
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Elephants pooping out of their trunks

The act of an elephant taking a diarrhea shit or a shart and it coming out of their trunk
I watched elephants pooping out of their trunks on www.elephantporn.com
by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021
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Poop

by Karmaha August 26, 2021
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