John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.

I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.

by ku1a5 December 20, 2024

The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.

The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

by PossibleDefiner February 6, 2024

John Day

Your mum's favourite Wrestler

Me - "hey mum, who's your favourite wrestler?"

My mum -"John Day"

by Totally not John Day November 22, 2021

John

- John is a player, a man treesh, hurts girls feelings as a hobby. He will get you sucked in all the way until he finds someone new and leaves you. That's how bad of a person he is.
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once

Person 1: Hey you know a guy named john?
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.

by AlexPrule321 July 29, 2021

john mulder

John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay

Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?

Jerry- Is John even real?

by Gay Lord Steam Bath January 20, 2020

John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.

your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"

by That JOHN July 17, 2025

John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party

John douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020