The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.

Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

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A shy, but really cool guy. The guy that once you get to know him, he automatically becomes your favorite human.

I hung with with Schnyghe Guy last night.

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A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

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A battery-run puppet child from Don't Hug Me Im Scared. His favorite color is green, he once committed cannibalism, and his name is most likely David but really who knows.

Person 1: My favorite color is green

Person 2: Just like Yellow Guy!

by Cavvietrix December 5, 2022

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