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john mackenroe

Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".
I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.
by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023
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Mama John

Hey Mama John! - Papa John
Hey Papa John - Mama John
by taxitaco April 23, 2024
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John crane

Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019
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John

John
John
by Im_john haha brock October 12, 2023
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John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible
Awe shit I just got John Semend
by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021
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John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack
Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy
by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020
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Sloppy John

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
by jakestl July 6, 2018
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