a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.
by ETF March 10, 2009
Get the Shit Shaker mug.Much like the blankets held out by firemen to catch people jumping out of buildings on fire, a shit blanket is there to help catch the shit falling out of your ring of fire (butt hole), and reduce the effect of splashback.
This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.
This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.
Leroy: "Hey Bob, I've taught myself to shit before I piss so the splashback isn't so bad."
Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."
Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."
Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."
Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."
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Get the Shit Blanket mug.when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.
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Get the shit fiddler mug.The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds
I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great
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